My imagination made so many worlds and abilities real for me. I’m reminded how I played games as a kid. What I love most about this game is that it takes place in the imagination of a child. I wrote to Nintendo every month for a year asking for Binding of Isaac on 3DS and that’s MUCH tamer comparatively! And most shocking is that it’s now on Nintendo Switch. There are definitely some uncomfortable moments that are a little harder to laugh at. I’m not even that far into the game, I don’t think and I’d had to give a drunk man a lap dance… AS A FOURTH GRADER. I had to battle two Catholic priests to avoid molestation and beat up Raisins Girls. Hilariously offensive themes, language and items to pick up (I laughed for a good 10 minutes when I acquired a jar of “boogers and cum” and the jingle played. Of course, being South Park, the content is rarely clean. Once you talk to the PC Principal, there’s a new battle mechanic that gives you a free punch when your enemy says a microaggression. There are roving hordes of 6th graders around town that will give chase until you defeat them. In a battle with Towelie, the goal isn’t to defeat Towelie it’s to burn four piles of weed scattered around the room to get him high. Aside from the witty superhero banter, the battles can take on various forms with nontraditional objectives. The battle component is super entertaining. Some toilets are harder to master than others. There’s also a hilarious toilet mini-game in every bathroom in South Park. I can combine my farts with other kids’ super abilities to solve puzzles and reach new areas of the map. Collecting certain mission items allows me craft special Mexican dishes and unleash powerful farts that turn back time to negate an enemy’s turn or stop time so I can get around dangerous situations and get some free shots on a 6th grader. My “superpower” comes from my time-bending farts. Here I am with Morgan Freeman at his taco stand. Building your following helps you level up and unlock new objectives. I keep him in my party all the time, both for the jokes and his powerful life-draining attack.Ĭompleting challenges for townspeople allows you to take a selfie with them and gain followers. When Cartman/Coon attacks, Mosquito will say something like “Coon makes ’em bleed so it’s time to feed!” All of his blood puns and digs are brilliant. Mosquito is my favorite! The way he plays off the actions of others in battle always makes me laugh. All the kids have their own unique superhero personas with the most creative costumes and phrases. We all have character sheets DnD style that you complete by talking to various adult characters about gender and sexuality and religion. All the kids are playing superheroes and Cartman reluctantly invites me to create a character and join his group – Coon and Friends. My character is the gassy new kid in South Park and eager to make friends. I might have been a little afraid I wouldn’t like it because I didn’t know what I was getting into and I’ve been out of touch with the show for so long. But we’re in a bit of a doldrums for Switch releases until July, so I picked up South Park: The Fractured But Whole with some birthday money. Admittedly, I’m not the most loyal South Park fan.
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